so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I'm single as of 11 minutes ago. I was the chick who drunkenly tried to climb into bed with you 2 weeks ago. Wanna make this happen?
THEY NOW HAVE MIXED DRINK EMOJIS! LIFE IS GOOD! PRINCESSES DON'T DRINK BEER
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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