just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Please come over here so I can show off my beard, talk to you about how quantum computing is actually a symptom of interstellar physics, and then put my head under your dress
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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