we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
Mom kept me on a leash as a kid, did you know this?
When she went in the beer store I got to hold it.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
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