She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
The last thing I remember is talking to the firefighter next to me and he was giving me fruit.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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