He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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