Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
dude all my bootycalls are going to Eclipse tonight... Do I really want it that bad?
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
I just bought sparkling water with plan B. I am the most basic bitch to ever exist.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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