Define "chronic" masturbator.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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