you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
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