And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Hell no. Last time I used a Slip N Slide I ended up with bruised ribs, a broken fence and the hatred of a half naked girl with a sprained wrist.
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
His nipple licking is glorious
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