First of all, most people who make fun of Twilight have never read or attempted to read the books.
Secondly, what's the point of being a whore if you're in disguise?
Lastly, this post is not funny, only sad.
the mods keep posting Twilight texts because they know it'll get a rise out of the readers and spark some discussion... too bad the discussion that results is just more of the same boring shit over and over again
3:42, not everyone's as moronic as you. I read all four and I made a very informed judgment...which is that Twilight blows.
More pressing is that these stupid TWHYlight texts really aren't funny enough to be posted. I'm sure we've all submitted texts funnier than this...and feel a pang of annoyance when Edward Cullen's glittering disco balls make it and ours don't.
Hahah so apparently you have to be fat and gothic to like Twilight? Really who gives a fuck if someone likes Twilight? Everyone has something that they enjoy that others don't. I am honestly sick of seeing all the twilight post that aren't even funny, but all the little cyber fights are getting really old.
3:47 If you thought they sucked so bad, why did you read the entire series? I generally stop reading a book once I've decided that it sucks "big hairy monkey balls".
Woooooow. The Twilight hate is ridiculous! 4:13, Just because you like Twilight and Edward doesn't mean you are going to get raped and murdered, let alone deserve to! There are lots of educated and smart people of all ages that like and dislike the series. That is the joy of opinion and free speech.
Fuck!. Get over the fuckin Twilight/Rob Pattinson/Edward Cullen/Idiot in glitter/creepster-stalker texts!!! Seems that's the only thing the moderators will fuckin approve on this site.
Twilight sucks.
Anyone who wants an "Edward" obviously is a masochist for punishment and probably will get raped and killed. Which is what they deserve. If you're stupid enough to like Twilight, you deserve to die.
Period.
How are these bullshit Twilight texts making it? Really? REALLY? If you want a man like Edward fucking Cullen, go to a prison and find someone who got time for abuse and/or stalking. There's your damn Eddykins.
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