Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
He? As in you personified your dick?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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