in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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