I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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