ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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