i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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