Already got asked if we're dating
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
i've officially fucked a sailor, a policeman and a biker. I've never noticed my Village People fetish until now...
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
Randomize
