He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
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