I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
I just drunkenly signed my mortgage application...
Is this how the global financial crisis happened?
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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