So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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