Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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