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  Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday

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• That just means she gets birthday sex twice

  Submitted by jaysonhefner on Oct 24, 12 at 7:49pm

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• let's play a game called "just the head"

  Submitted by Binders_of_Women on Oct 24, 12 at 3:40pm

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• Selfish. Some people don't even GET head on their birthday.

  Submitted by SadieandKismet on Oct 24, 12 at 8:04pm

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• Hey, life's all about capitalizing on what you can.

  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 24, 12 at 9:44pm

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• Legal definition of Time of Birth in most states is the moment the body completely exits the Birth Canal. Cutting the chord is only symbolic and has no legal significance toward parenthood nor guardianship.

  Submitted by cfreymarc on Oct 24, 12 at 10:00pm

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• @SadieandKismet some guys have never gotten head in their life

  Submitted by Jess1991 on Oct 24, 12 at 8:59pm

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  • Past the age of twenty and not counting religion I find this hard to believe...

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 25, 12 at 1:52am

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  • Even the dorkiest or most grotesque guys i have known have managed to at least get head. It just takes a fine balance of drunk courage and almost blind drunk women.

    Submitted by CajeKraze on Oct 25, 12 at 2:40pm

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    • Or sometimes, just being nice and genuine

      Submitted by CajeKraze on Oct 25, 12 at 2:42pm

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• @CajeKraze it can't be that easy. I must know this secret of getting head from a girl

  Submitted by Jess1991 on Oct 25, 12 at 9:34pm

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