i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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