Who is this?
Who do you want it to be?
Sarah Palin
I've got the updo, bangs, and glasses, but I'm blonde
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
First order of business is dropping my 9 am gym class. I'm sweating pure vodka.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
I love how kegs are figured into our monthly bills
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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