the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Monday morning margarita madness at ny house. Yes before wheel of fortune. Yes day drinking.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
He responded to all of my texts prodding for dirty talk with "I will do anything you are comfortable with."\n\nChivalry is great, but being comfortable doesn't get me wet.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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