Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
My breasts were aching with rage.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
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