If that was your dad, he is hot
Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
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