I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I just found a bag of teeth...
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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