You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I just power puked in the office bathroom.. blew blood vessels in my eyes and now I'm ready for a donut.... success
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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