How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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