I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Is there a hallmark card for "could you please slide the FUCK out of my DMs"....?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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