This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I don't want to sleep with anyone. I just want a burrito
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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