Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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