turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
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