That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
I just licked the seasoning off all the doritoes in the bag. Tell me when I should stop drinking or I'll just move on to the sunchips
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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