Dual....:-)
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
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