you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
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