Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
