We named our party play list daddy issues
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
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