Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
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