I just got a ticket for shitting on a sand dune.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
Well, I crapped my pants in front of her entire family, was laughed out of their house, and I had to walk home with shit stained pants. So, yeah, it went really well.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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