She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
the chips you spilled whiskey on is not the same thing as Irish breakfast potatoes
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
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