It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Lock the bathroom door next time you are going to masterbate with the shower head, okay?
I was just power-washing my vagina.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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