Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
And to celebrate the raising of our lord I just purchased a bunny buttplug. Am I doing this Easter thing right?
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
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