You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
im holly from the hills drunk
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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