i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I ripped my favorite jeans crossing that fence
That sucks
It's an upgrade! I didn;t even have to unzip my pants to pee!
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
My girlfriend is pregnant with her exs baby. 2014 just became the worst year
Apparently asking your girlfriends roommate for a hand job when u craw into the wrong bed after a bottle of rum is "bad form".
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Yes. I had to slow down my handjob so he would last...-and I give shitty handjobs to begin with
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