I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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