So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
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