Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I woke up with a flask of whiskey and a mason jar full of sausage in my tux jacket. south georgia is where i belong
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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