You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Also can you rate on a scale of zero to jesus restraining order christ how creepy it is that he found a porn star that looks like me and has watched all the porn that she's been in
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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