I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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