D3 body, D1 cock
I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
Mid way while flirting with this super hot chick at the bar, he gets up and says no thanks I'm only 19 and gay just waiting for my buddy to hurry up and get with your friend.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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