is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
another moral hangover. fuck.
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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