"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
I don’t know what's weirder; the fact that I weigh more with an erection..or the fact that I actually weighed myself with an erection...
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
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