I realized today that the only reason you made out with Travis is because he has nice teeth
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Damn it, I know in the morning I'm going to regret eating out of the trash...
My corndog is like a popsicle of bread. A WHOLE. POPSICLE. OF BREAD.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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