Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I was so high last night that i'm 89% sure my roommates set up an obstacle course for me and timed it. Not positive.. I think one of the challenges was pairing shoes
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
I just need you to stay far enough away that I can't smell your cologne. I completely forget that I fucking hate you as soon as I smell it.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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