it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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