I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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